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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections