- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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