a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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