What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Obama = ebola

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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