- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

black chicken. kfc

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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