- Anti Joke

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.