Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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