- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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