- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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