What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Ain't idn't a word.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

u know whats a crime? rape

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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