why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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