How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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