- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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