"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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