A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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womens rights

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Horse.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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