what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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