- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

This isn't funny.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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