I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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