Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red, yup.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

sky silverstein

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

eh

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Screw it you write the joke.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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