I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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