- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

A man goes to the potty.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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