- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the man die? He was old.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

obama

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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