- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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