What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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