If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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