So FDR walks into a bar.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

One, two, three, four and five

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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