What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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