Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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