roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Male leadership.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Anyone can post anything.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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