- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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