- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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