- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Michael Brown

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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