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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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