if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

YOLO

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

12 in general

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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