A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How High is a Chinese man

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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