What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Chlamydia

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Michael Brown

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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