- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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