- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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