Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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read this sentence again.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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