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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What is funnier then 25 9/11

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Dead girls can't say no.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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