- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

Whats two plus two Four!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Did you know? . You already know!

If you just read this, You're dead.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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