Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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women's rights.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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George W. Bush

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Alchohol.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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