- Anti Joke

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!