- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

white or wheat? wheat please.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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So a bar walks into a man...

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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