- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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