- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

being sober in a bar fight

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

A guy walks into a bar

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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