- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Knock knock. Get out!!

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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