What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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