- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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