I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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