Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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