- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Knock, knock. Come in.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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