Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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