How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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like most people my age. im 27

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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