What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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j.p. is dumb

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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