Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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bangers and mash?

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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