A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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dead dibbs

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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