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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did john say to bob Hey bob

i have yougurt mit traktor

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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