- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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