a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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eat a hot dog

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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