-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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