- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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