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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

what do you call a black chef glendon

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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