- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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