- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

united we sit, cause we're fat

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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