My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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