- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

If life gives you lemonade.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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