Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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