- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Why? Why not?

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What? Huh?

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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