my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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I am quite mature.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Anti Joke

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