Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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