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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

I like school Said no one ever.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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