- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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