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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

roses are red poo is poo

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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