- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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