- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

What do we call Osama? Osama

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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