Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What would u like to drink?

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

A woman walks into a bar.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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