- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

salad days!

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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