I was watching Fox news.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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