roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Seven

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...