An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Women's rights

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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