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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Whats green? The color green.

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