- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Whats green? The color green.

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