- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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