- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What do you call your mom? Mom

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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