- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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