- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

how much fish could a chicken

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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