Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

A penis walks into a bar..

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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