- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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