A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

A man did not like this site

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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