- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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