Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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