- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Who wants water? I do.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Neither did she.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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