- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Faithful men.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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