- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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