- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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