- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

I like that, but why am I happy?

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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