- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??