What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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