- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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