- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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