- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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