- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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