Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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