- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

America

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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