- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What is funnier then 25 9/11

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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