What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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