Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Immigration Laws

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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