Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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A black man walks out of a police station

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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