What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Leave. Now.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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