- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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