Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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