Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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men's rights activists

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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