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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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