Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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