- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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