- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

i hate non minorities!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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