Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Good job, son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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