A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Male leadership.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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