- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

i wonder who made this website? a human

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

A jew enters a mall.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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