- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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