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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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=3

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Anti Joke

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