- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

No soup for you!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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