what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Racial Equality

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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