so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Penis

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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