what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Neither did she.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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