- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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