- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Jewwy Jewstein

poo

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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