Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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