Gay rights.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Click here to end the world.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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