Anti-jokes are funny.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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