- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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